VIGNETTES

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Loh

There is a book in which our entire fate is written. Each and every moment. The moment one looks into it, everything changes. Each and every moment. So, no one looks into it and that’s why our fate doesn’t change.

Interlocutors

In teasing me, they tore the sides of my dupatta and then appointed three guys to interlock it.

Lie Reports

In yesterday’s encounter, Lie was hurt badly and Truth murdered. From now on Lie will have a limp as well as all the Truth’s dealings.

Values

Mother always said about her daughter, “I trust her. She will never do anything that will hurt our pride.”

Daughter was divorced in seven days and when she came back she told her mother, “Mother! I did nothing that would have hurt you.”

Metamorphosis

You should know that this was a playground not a graveyard and I was a student not a grave digger.

Administration and Service

Naseer loved poetry and qualified KAS. Now he has a strange obsession of writing poems on the back of Office Files.

Simulacra

Do you remember the boy named Revolution from Capitalism class? Well, the news is that he was murdered decades ago and not to fan controversy the school used another boy as his cover.

So what’s the big deal?

C’mon! The deal is that we never actually met Revolution.

Astray

Do you remember the servant who met Death on his way, and terrified, he ran to Samarkand to be safe. Well, he never reached Samarkand, otherwise he would be safe. He reached Kashmir.

To be or not to be

Two doctors were discussing; why treat a grenade blast victim when it is a high time to treat grenade itself. One was killed and the other still practices.

Romeo and Juliet

House of Aseels……House of kameens

Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Kashmir, where we lay our scene…

Metaphysics

The Old man lived in Jammu for last eighteen years. He believed he was living in Srinagar. Last evening, he was killed in Maisuma encounter and body was found in Jammu.

Survival

America has no myth. It survives because it produces myths.

India has myths. It survives because it does not have to produce one.

Kashmir is a myth.

Surat An-Nur [24:30]

Hey! See that girl. She’s beautiful. Check her dress. It is so light. I can even see her bra. See the slits of her dress. Oh! These girls. They are spoiled. Islam is best. It has abbaya.

India and Pakistan

Coyote and Road Runner reversing roles.

People

The professor was arrested because he put stones in question paper. People resisted.

The professor was arrested for putting mammary in the question paper.

Resisted People.

Invitation 2 Revolution

Thnks 4 ur invitation. Bt, I can’t cm. M involvd in a similr revolution at anthr place. Srry. Bt I wl share it on Facebook.

Dogs

We are paid to do our jobs.

 Tease-Truth

Truth does no strip-tease. It is an act only of lie because Truth is already naked.

Rape

When the abaya wearing girl felt the gaze of boys striping her naked, she thanked God that this age has no Lalla Ded.